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People are like slinkies:
They're not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs!
98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signatu
Wait a minute! There are no strings on that guitar! wtf?!
Hey, but I am still blown away.
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I will if I want.
I can if I try.
I am if I did.
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WHY DID I COMMENT ON YOUR ART?
It's probably about some great guitarist, right?
Because I love it, and want you to join my club and let me display it, that's why!!!
Click my name, go on, CLICK IT
JOIN THE CLUB!
We Know good Music
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RIP Mr. Ledger
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Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
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